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Cop: I was sprayed in the face by a girl at this parade
Dispatch: Punch her
Cop: But shes like a foot shorter than me and a girl
Dispatch: Punch her
Cop: But this is immoral, I'm a grown man and a cop. I should put logic first
Dispatch: Did you punch her yet?
Cop: Twice
Dispatch: Punch her
Cop: But shes like a foot shorter than me and a girl
Dispatch: Punch her
Cop: But this is immoral, I'm a grown man and a cop. I should put logic first
Dispatch: Did you punch her yet?
Cop: Twice
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It didn't say what or where she sprayed, but if she sprayed a cop in the face with something he has no clue what it is in the middle of some big altercation, that doesn't change anything?
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ummmmm, no.shel311 wrote:It didn't say what or where she sprayed, but if she sprayed a cop in the face with something he has no clue what it is in the middle of some big altercation, that doesn't change anything?
so 15 other officers are standing there, none of them have any reaction at all and this one dude goes apeshit?
if they all had the same reaction and there was clearly a threat, its somewhat understandable. the act is not defendable. the girl had her back to him when he swung. that alone is enough... he could have grabbed her, he could have tackled her even.... to just whale off on her is not defendable. its also not his job.

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Maybe they didn't have the same reaction because they didn't get sprayed?
I didn't see it in the video , just basing it on what the article said.
Why would any other cop have his reaction IF he was the only one sprayed at the time? That doesn't make sense.
I didn't see it in the video , just basing it on what the article said.
Why would any other cop have his reaction IF he was the only one sprayed at the time? That doesn't make sense.
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you're right.shel311 wrote:Maybe they didn't have the same reaction because they didn't get sprayed?
I didn't see it in the video , just basing it on what the article said.
Why would any other cop have his reaction IF he was the only one sprayed at the time? That doesn't make sense.

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I love it
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she could have bent over and shit in her hand and rubbed it in his face and it doesn't make it any different.
the cop's JOB, his responsibility, his OATH is to protect and serve. he isn't there to start cold cocking people unless it's a direct threat on him.
he's trained to be responsible and to detain the lady if she is breaking laws. not to punch her cause she pissed him off or sprayed him with water.
she's walking away from him with her hands down and he smashed her from the side/behind.
its also pretty clear, but i'll pretend that maybe something else happened, that the cop is reacting to the water the guy in the back flung on him. if that's not what he's reacting to then its a pretty big coincidence.
the cop's JOB, his responsibility, his OATH is to protect and serve. he isn't there to start cold cocking people unless it's a direct threat on him.
he's trained to be responsible and to detain the lady if she is breaking laws. not to punch her cause she pissed him off or sprayed him with water.
she's walking away from him with her hands down and he smashed her from the side/behind.
its also pretty clear, but i'll pretend that maybe something else happened, that the cop is reacting to the water the guy in the back flung on him. if that's not what he's reacting to then its a pretty big coincidence.

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Wait, I thought I was right? 

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thats what AJ told me to say.shel311 wrote:Wait, I thought I was right?
i was appeasing him

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He should have shot her. It the only logical reaction to getting hit by some mysterious liquid. Should have shot anyone in his vicinity too, just to make sure he got the right person.
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That police force is lucky it was a minority hitting a minority or there would have been a full blown riot in about 5 seconds.
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The real question is whether the cop had a mustache
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Got pulled over today doing 43 in a 25 (thought it was a 35) with an expired license. Was very polite, had all my paperwork ready for him by the time he got to me, and made sure to mention that I was coming from work with the browns a few times
. He let me off with a warning. Sometimes they're not that bad!





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My work badge has gotten me of the hook about 8 of 10 times in the last 10 years.
And technically, the 2 times it didn't work, I didn't have it on.
And technically, the 2 times it didn't work, I didn't have it on.

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my buddies brother is in the free masons lol, so he put one of their masonic logos on the back of his car, hasnt been pulled over since.
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How often are you getting pulled over????? Good lordshel311 wrote:My work badge has gotten me of the hook about 8 of 10 times in the last 10 years.
And technically, the 2 times it didn't work, I didn't have it on.
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Cnasty wrote:How often are you getting pulled over????? Good lordshel311 wrote:My work badge has gotten me of the hook about 8 of 10 times in the last 10 years.
And technically, the 2 times it didn't work, I didn't have it on.
Looks like about once per year.

Last one was about 4 months ago on the way to work. 51 in a 40.work badge, got out of it.
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Now if you can get your work badge to work as a force field with your accidents you are golden!