Viagra?

[Dolemitesooner]

Anyone ever taken it?

I wanna jump off a fucking cliff.

I finally got this girls clothes off last night and she was DTF and wet ass all get out, but I could not get hard.

OHH MY GOD

It was so soft. I did not feel drunk but I had a large amount of vodka.

I was also nervous because I have been working this gril hard and she finally wanted to go the whole way. On top of that she is the hottest beyonce I have ever been with.


anyways 15 min later I got hard and she said she was tired.

Omg

so does Viagra work? I need some in my back pocket because if this happens again I will jump off a bridge.

I dont feel like a man

[Dolemitesooner]

This girl is a huge part of the reason I did not get my final games in.

OMG SHOOT ME

[Cnasty]

Wow...

[nick]

OMG. THIS IS GREAT!

[nick]

take a viagra pill and not suffer from ED, and the skin on your dick will rip back when the blood pours to ur dick.

[BigStimpin]

Can you piss in public?

[Dolemitesooner]

NO ONE IS HELPING ME

[Dolemitesooner]

i NEED TRENDON AND RICCIO THEY WILL HELP

[DRiccio21]

i've taken one before

after a long day of fucking this chick i had a date with another chick and my bro gave me one and said to take it a lil before going home with her

it worked like a charm

i certainly wouldn't get used to relying on them tho

[OracleHCR]

I've never used it but a few of my friends have just to try it out. All of them said the same thing: Only take a half. Apparently a whole pill was a little too potent and was a whole night affair. They also advised not to take a whole one if you have to work the next day because you won't be sleeping. Every one of these guys were mid 20's to early 30's in age so that may be why it affected them so potently. Hope that helps

[BigStimpin]

Viagra definitely fixes a broke dick.

Its in your head man, performance anxiety. Viagra will more than do the trick until you start feeling more comfortable.

I can see how you may be thrown here, she's probably a little quicker than your average manatee.

[nick]

i've taken one before

after a long day of fucking this chick i had a date with another chick and my bro gave me one and said to take it a lil before going home with her

it worked like a charm

i certainly wouldn't get used to relying on them tho

http://www.usrf.org/breakingnews/bn_111 ... iagra.html

basically your brain made that up

[shel311]

i've taken one before

after a long day of fucking this chick i had a date with another chick and my bro gave me one and said to take it a lil before going home with her

it worked like a charm

i certainly wouldn't get used to relying on them tho

http://www.usrf.org/breakingnews/bn_111 ... iagra.html

basically your brain made that up

You could at least quote the part that makes your point cause no one's reading all that sucka.

[trendon]

I am sooo happy that I have the opposite problem. I have to wear condoms with benzocaine (think: trip to dentist's office) or I will cum in 10 seconds. I could get hard after 20 beers if a gentle breeze passes my dick.

Every so often, I get caught out there where I have to use a regular condom; you have to see the fucking theatrics I pull. I could write an essay on how to solve this problem.

[Matt90210]

I am sooo happy that I have the opposite problem. I have to wear condoms with benzocaine (think: trip to dentist's office) or I will cum in 10 seconds. I could get hard after 20 beers if a gentle breeze passes my dick.

Every so often, I get caught out there where I have to use a regular condom; you have to see the fucking theatrics I pull. I could write an essay on how to solve this problem.

You cum in 10 seconds with a condom on?

[Dolemitesooner]

Well get to writing bitch.....lets hear it.

[packsyD22]

I have never gotten my dick hard in a condom...ever. Not once. Not ever. Its terrible. I get STD checks like every 6 months...I dont know if I am allergic or my cock just needs to feel a wet pussie but its horrible and my own cock has cock blocked me several times.

[trendon]

I am sooo happy that I have the opposite problem. I have to wear condoms with benzocaine (think: trip to dentist's office) or I will cum in 10 seconds. I could get hard after 20 beers if a gentle breeze passes my dick.

Every so often, I get caught out there where I have to use a regular condom; you have to see the fucking theatrics I pull. I could write an essay on how to solve this problem.

You cum in 10 seconds with a condom on?

Ya. Not with these extended pleasure ones, though. And, I don't know a single human being that doesn't claim to go immediately limp when they put it on.

[Matt90210]

I'm with packsy. I rarely get hard using a condom, let alone being able to ejaculate with one on.

[trendon]

For all the greatness of having a body part that is constantly ready for action, I have always been saddled with the problem of having a rate of fire similar to that of any weapon any military in the world has ever used. I always joked that in order for me to get a girl pregnant, she'll have to put the egg on her thigh, because that is where the action is going to be.

This was quite a problem. I quickly learned that I need something to deflect attention away from my over-sensitive dick so I decided to focus on becoming damn near unmatchable, World-Class at going down on a girl. I had to. Like a magician, I needed something to distract the audience to make the whole act work. Luckily for me, I have no morals, so I spent a lot of time sleeping with different women (I've never slept with the same girl more than five times) so I was able to get my practice on. However, every so often I'd run into a chick that didn't like oral sex (confused me, too) or just really wanted a marathon fuck and I realized I needed to learn how to control myself. I brainstormed.

What if - while I was eating her out - I busted one out on the floor? I learned that even though I could cum in under 20 seconds, I did have an unparalleled recuperation time. If I were to cum on the floor and you were to flush the toilet, I may just be ready again before the toilet is. I could probably fuck 45 times in one hour, making potential Hooker Investments quite cost-effective. However, I look like an idiot and I had a lot of explaining to do.

Thus, I took to the masses. Friends taught me songs and told me things to picture and all sorts of jazz. This would work, but now the simple act of fornication had become a fucking mess as I tried to combine all the techniques to achieve maximum efficiency. I'd be down on a girl, 30 minutes after already having "emptied the chamber" in the bathroom sink, blow one on the floor just as she climaxes her first time, jumped up, got a condom, thinking of my grandmother's dentures, while singing the Alphabet Song. It sucked. Try doing ANYTHING while having that much going on in your head. I fucked like a stalling car. Pump, stutter, stutter, stop, start, pump, stutter, etc etc etc. Furthermore, this only bought me a few minutes, tops, as my fucking brain cells would simply stop and go smoke a cigarette. I'd get all confused. My grandmother would be putting the condom on, the Alphabet Song turned into REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" and the girl is looking at me like, "what the fuck?" while I inevitably came all over the place.

So, for years, I stuck to the approach of going down on the girl and jerking off on the floor or in a sock or whatever I could get my hands on, continuing for a few minutes and then fucking. This is 100% foolproof; I can last longer. However, there are endless amounts of shit that can go wrong in the process and, if caught, are quite embarrassing.

One time, the girl only had a fucking air mattress that was about two inches off the ground and I am trying to reach my cock while going down on her. Thankfully it was dark, but do you know how hard it is to jerk off when you are, more or less, upside down? It was like I was "pulling off".

I had one girl yank me up by the hair while I was cumming and got it all over the place instead of in one neat spot that I can clean later. Plus, I got cum all over the condom and that was after I had to basically FIGHT her for the right to put my own condom on.

Try doing it in a car! I had to ruin a good shit because I had a pool of cum all over my stomach. If she decided to get off my face and sit down in my lap, she'd have slipped all the way to the mats.

Another time the girl INSISTED on holding both of my hands while I was down there and I basically had to fuck my own bed to jerk off and I only had about two seconds to clean my dick and waist off.

I could go on and on.

With that, I just said fuck it; I can't do this anymore. I am going to learn how to deal with it. I'd blow one in the condom whenever I did and just manned-up and kept going. This was great fun for her, but I felt like I was at war. I even started practicing how to blow one off in the condom, pull out and get all sassy like I want to kiss every inch of her while putting on a new condom. They all don't like that, though. Some think it is sexy, alluring and being a tease. Others just want you inside. It was always a war. And it started fucking up my friends, too. We all wanted to go to a rub & tug but I wasn't paying $100 for nine seconds. We had to go Outback and I got so fucking loaded in 40 minutes that the manager actually came over to make sure we weren't up to no good. Problem was that the place closed before we could get out of the Outback ... all because of my need for whiskey dick; which isn't even guaranteed. When I got home an hour later, I was able to jerk off as if I was stone-cold sober and I am not talking four beers and a shot. Like I said, the manager came over and wanted to cut me off I was causing such a scene trying to consume as much shit as possible.

If it weren't for my friend Bret, I'd probably still be going apeshit about this. We were all joking about the problem at a BBQ we had and he told me about these condoms. The next day, we went to CVS and there they were.



"You better try one on first before actually using one." He then tells me about his horror story with these as he was getting down with a girl, his dick immediately went limp, and it was over. I wasn't deterred. This thing could withstand a morphine drip and still be ready to go. I happily buy the Extended Remix condoms.

Holy shit do they work! I purposely resorted to none of the above tricks because I got tired of it but I wanted to test the condoms under war-like conditions. All out test. After about 20 seconds, I realized how they work. I should have just shot myself up with menthol Novacaine. I felt like I fell dick-first into a peppermint patch. I was finally a champion. Not a hitch. It was like someone was looking at sports car and, after driving around in 1st gear for 13 years, finds the clutch. "Holy shit! I never knew this thing could do all this!"

I was opened up. Fun stuff. Fun stuff for a long time.

After a little bit, it was Round 2. And I had a new idea. What if, before putting it on, I turned the condom inside-out and rubbed the inside of it on my balls and then put it on? HOLY SHIT! My balls were tingling, my dick was in a state of sedation, and the normal joys of sex were fully realized. I nearly came out my eyelids.