COVID-19

[ReignOnU]

Trump suggests 'injection' of disinfectant to beat coronavirus and 'clean' the lungs

Saw the video this morning... I feel like this is what the dumbass on my golf trips says about 6 beers in. I particularly like the part about "so yeah, you have to test it?" Nah, bruh... just hit it like a whippit.

[ReignOnU]

O/U 2.5 - Lysol huffing deaths this weekend

We had 1 creative fella go for the fish tank cleaner, we can certainly get 3+ from folks enjoy Brand New Day or Citrus Meadows.

[shel311]

Lysol had to release a statement telling people not to inject themselves with their product because of our President.

What a time to be alive!!!

[Uuaww]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

[shel311]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

Imagine how Corona beer feels

One thing I don't think we talked about was the wild rant Michael Irvin went on about COVID:

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2020/03/michae ... rcials-nfl

Since I am not a beer drinker. Maybe it’s just me. But I believe that ⁦@corona⁩ beer SHOULD NOT be running their commercials at this time. Sorry I don’t want to hear how a Corona gets it’s lime while the Coronavirus is getting lives

Close your ears Corey - but is Irvin also suggesting that the Miami Hurricanes change their name, or at least stop being called the Hurricanes when a hurricane is heading towards the US? He didn't quite think that one through entirely.

[Cnasty]

He has never been the smartest fella but hot damn I love that passion!!

Uninformed passion most of the time but still passion!!

[GeorgesGoons]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

Well, on blow dryers it says not to use in shower. We have to break it down to the lowest common denominator

[ReignOnU]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

Well... we did eat Tide Pods...

[Crowes]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

Well, on blow dryers it says not to use in shower. We have to break it down to the lowest common denominator

Well a reasonable person would think combating Jimmy Bob's inner idiot and the presidents shouldn't be on the same level in most cases should it?

[nick]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

Well, on blow dryers it says not to use in shower. We have to break it down to the lowest common denominator

thats for lawsuit purposes. its why mcdonalds has "caution: hot" on coffee cups. A lady took a sip once, burned her lip, sued and won.

[GeorgesGoons]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

Well, on blow dryers it says not to use in shower. We have to break it down to the lowest common denominator

thats for lawsuit purposes. its why mcdonalds has "caution: hot" on coffee cups. A lady took a sip once, burned her lip, sued and won.

I know, it just shows how stupid people are when we have to break it down this way.

[GeorgesGoons]

a good Biden harassment meme never gets old:

[nick]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

Well, on blow dryers it says not to use in shower. We have to break it down to the lowest common denominator

thats for lawsuit purposes. its why mcdonalds has "caution: hot" on coffee cups. A lady took a sip once, burned her lip, sued and won.

I know, it just shows how stupid people are when we have to break it down this way.

shows how quickly people wanna sue for easy money.

[GeorgesGoons]

i bet Lysol never in their wildest dreams thought they were going to have to do that.

Well, on blow dryers it says not to use in shower. We have to break it down to the lowest common denominator

thats for lawsuit purposes. its why mcdonalds has "caution: hot" on coffee cups. A lady took a sip once, burned her lip, sued and won.

I know, it just shows how stupid people are when we have to break it down this way.

shows how quickly people wanna sue for easy money.

touche

[shel311]

Someone just needs to stop putting him in front of a mic, he just looks dumber and dumber every time.

This is Trump's response, clearly just nonsense to the disinfectant thing, not sure why the Youtube thing didn't work to embed, but anyway:

[GeorgesGoons]

fify

gotta get rid of everything after and including the &

[shel311]

NYC has had over 150k cases with over 11k deaths.

# of deaths currently in people 44 and under with no underlying conditions - 9

# of deaths in people 17 and under with no underlying conditions - 0. In fact, only 3 people total under 17 have died.

Of the cases fully investigated for underlying conditions for all patients, 99.2% of them had underlying conditions.

[shel311]

Miami Dade County next up for the antibody test. Just like the other 3, CFR rate likely as low as .1% based on antibody testing.

That's 4 studies in 4 different places, all with eerily similar results.

[GeorgesGoons]

But it's killing everyone! Can't have the economy doing so well

[GeorgesGoons]