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Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:37 pm
by dakshdar
I was darkhawk11 on Utopia and my old PSID was ToledoSL...
I think that means I was Toledo in the Southern League you are talking about.
For Utopia, I just remember the insane number of threads that were anti-gay and anti-anyone that was a bible thumper. It got old fast.
I stopped posting there in March '05.
But I just found one of my favorite posts ever from their boards. This one guy comes on and claims he was pissing for "15 minutes" in the bathroom at work, and then blacked out right after he finished.
I posted the following response:
Medical standard for normal urine flow rate is approximately 15 mililiters/second. This is just letting it flow, not power pissing, not barely letting it trickle. It is a fair approximation.
1 milliliter = 0.0002642 gallon [US, liquid]
So, flow rate can be expressed as 0.003963 gallons/second.
There are 900 seconds in 15 minutes.
Pissing for 15 minutes would result in the expulsion of 3.5667 gallons of piss.
Also, medically speaking, an individual with normal kidney function produces about 0.5 gallons of urine per day. If you exceed 3 quarts on a regular basis it is a sign you should be checked for diabetes.
Urine might weigh more than water, which weighs 8.33 lbs/gallon, but if you simply assume that water and urine would weigh the same, then 3.5667 gallons of urine would weigh 29.7 lbs.
So clearly you passed out because you lost almost 30 lbs in 15 minutes. Oh wait, sorry, doing that would cause you to DIE!
Quit exaggerating and go come up with a better story to tell.
So, yeah, I was Dak Killington back then too, in case you were wondering.
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:38 pm
by trendon
Who/what the fuck is Dak Killington?
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:39 pm
by nick
DK!!
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:39 pm
by brett11253
that's fucking awesome
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:43 pm
by DRiccio21
holy shit! my old madden league from like 2002
http://web.archive.org/web/200310091819 ... eague.com/
some of the links still work... pretty impressed, i don't remember doing all that shit.
i had team goals and everything, lol
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:44 pm
by ajalves
30lbs in 15 minutes.....that line got me
DAK KILLLLLINGTON RULES!!!!
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:51 pm
by dakshdar
trendon wrote:Who/what the fuck is Dak Killington?
Buzz Killington (get it?) is a character that pops up on Family Guy.
http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Buzz_Killington
I prefer to think of myself as the voice of reason, but Nick (I think) dubbed me Dak Killington, and it works.
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:53 pm
by Hoos
I use to play Dak all the time under my Sackstock name. I don't even think he knew it was me. I also played Trendon and his annoying ass option offense a lot in lobby games.
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:55 pm
by nick
dakshdar wrote:trendon wrote:Who/what the fuck is Dak Killington?
Buzz Killington (get it?) is a character that pops up on Family Guy.
http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Buzz_Killington
I prefer to think of myself as the voice of reason, but Nick (I think) dubbed me Dak Killington, and it works.
proud it stuck
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:56 pm
by nick
taking it back, I was 12 years old in Online Simulation leagues
http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/majormet/
I was the "Goldberg Pokemons".. best..name..ever
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:13 pm
by dakshdar
Hoos wrote:I use to play Dak all the time under my Sackstock name. I don't even think he knew it was me. I also played Trendon and his annoying ass option offense a lot in lobby games.
I figured that out at some point. We had some awesome games. Too bad I suck now.
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:14 pm
by ajalves
i click this and it really doesnt do anything
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:16 pm
by Hoos
nick wrote:I was the "Goldberg Pokemons".. best..name..ever
Ranks up there with BigMike on the Terrible name list.
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:17 pm
by nick
Hoos wrote:nick wrote:I was the "Goldberg Pokemons".. best..name..ever
Ranks up there with BigMike on the Terrible name list.
I was 12 lol. South Park Bombers was another
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:19 pm
by DRiccio21
give it a second... it should load.
i did injuries in my league... so if you were the colts and Edge went down with a knee injury there was a place to look that said how long a knee injury kept a player out for.
the league wasn't very sim tho... we had rules for subbing players out of position but in terms of gameplay, you could do whatever you wanted.
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:20 pm
by nick
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:21 pm
by ajalves
Hoos wrote:nick wrote:I was the "Goldberg Pokemons".. best..name..ever
Ranks up there with BigMike on the Terrible name list.
whatever Chris
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:31 pm
by Cnasty
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:33 pm
by DRiccio21
Cnasty wrote:
Cause he rocked Polo???
lol... it was actually my nickname back in high school b/c i used to wear polo t shirts all the time.
i was basically abercrombie matt
Re: Old School Online Players, I Need Help
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:33 pm
by Cnasty
whats a polo tshirt???
Like the brand polo...but tshirts??