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ajalves wrote:

Weasel wrote:Besides, Johnny has a dozen or so guys making it out, I wont be missed

plus you're whipped

Dont let Johnny fool you, it was my decision The ol' lady was actually cool with me going, contrary to what Johnny likes to believe

More points for her, I will not be ignored

Cnasty wrote:More points for her, I will not be ignored

Great Time......I Will never forget

So Friday night got bottle service at 1OAK and proceeded to party with Kourtney K baby daddy in his VIP. Got in there with my other brother by the way we were dancing. Phil Ivey was next to us (dude is huge), Waz Kalif also had his engagment party the other booth next to us, and to top it off Terrel Suggs moved to the both where the kardashians/we were(Kim/Kourtney we not there.....). That was a fucking hell of a time.

We then went back up to the room with a buddy of mine who i shared a room with and he was going to party still with another guy....15 min later he was with a chick that I remembered seeing getting out of the room down the hall (Total Slut). I am acting like I am alseep this entire time because I was worried about my wallet being close to where they were....she then starts rubbing his back/Ass while looking straight at me, but it was dark so she thought i was still sleeping. She then took his wallet out and was trying to rob him, I then said get the fuck out of here, and bitched her out etc. it was pretty wild.

Saturday night we proceed to go to Treasures (Titty Bar) and while leaving got a cab and the cab driver asked if we wanted to go somewhere else besides MGM, that would be $200 everything per person. She gave a whole flip book and everything. She went to go to this parking lot where a cop was sitting and immediatly did a U-Turn, the cop started to follow us and sure enough pulled us over. The cop took the License from the FEMALE driver and asked us to get out of the cab. He asked, if she tried to sell anything to us...we told him the story and he said there were stabbings last week from there and what they would do was rub your hand for 5 min and ask for $700....if you didnt pay you either got stabbed or your ass beat.

I need to move to Vegas and become an extortionist

JohnnyP wrote:Bachlor party and my best man weasel isn't going because his wife wont let him.....

And he had the nuts to come on my Facebook status and defend marriage!

And, lol, you almost got robbed twice. I would love to have that shit tried when we were out there. As much as a bunch of pussies Josh, AJ, Corey, Stan, Dale, Joe, and Jeff really are, they sure don't look like them. They roll hard.

Edit: Actually, who remembers that I left my Samsung smartphone in the bathroom and someone called me in an attempt to return it!

trendon wrote:

JohnnyP wrote:Bachlor party and my best man weasel isn't going because his wife wont let him.....

And he had the nuts to come on my Facebook status and defend marriage!

Go back through this thread and read it, not going was solely my decision. She was cool with it, Johnny is just a dumb.

JohnnyP wrote: would be $200 everything per person.

Pardon my ignorance, but what the fuck does "everything" entail?

trendon wrote:As much as a bunch of pussies Josh, AJ, Corey, Stan, Dale, Joe, and Jeff really are, they sure don't look like them. They roll hard.

Thanks!

Be right back. Switching to Firefox. Chrome not loading the pics.

Cnasty wrote:

trendon wrote:As much as a bunch of pussies Josh, AJ, Corey, Stan, Dale, Joe, and Jeff really are, they sure don't look like them. They roll hard.

Thanks!

NDL:F goes hard!

you didn't go to your brothers bachelor party that you were the best man in?

Cnasty wrote:

trendon wrote:As much as a bunch of pussies Josh, AJ, Corey, Stan, Dale, Joe, and Jeff really are, they sure don't look like them. They roll hard.

Thanks!

Seriously. You guys joke about me being short ... I am six foot and I was the goddamn smallest person there! I think I might be taller than Stan, but his calves are wider than my shoulders.

Weasel wrote:

trendon wrote:

JohnnyP wrote:Bachlor party and my best man weasel isn't going because his wife wont let him.....

And he had the nuts to come on my Facebook status and defend marriage!

Go back through this thread and read it, not going was solely my decision. She was cool with it, Johnny is just a dumb.

I like his version much better.

Matt90210 wrote:Be right back. Switching to Firefox. Chrome not loading the pics.

We didn't want to be "Those Guys" taking a bunch of pics like that.....and it also doesn't help I lost my phone....

JohnnyP wrote:and it also doesn't help I lost my phone....

Trendon, meet Johnny.

Johnny, Trendon.

Cnasty wrote:

JohnnyP wrote:and it also doesn't help I lost my phone....

Trendon, meet Johnny.

Johnny, Trendon.

Had it the entire trip until we went to pick up our baggage and the cab ride to the airport....

Weasel wrote:

Cnasty wrote:

trendon wrote:As much as a bunch of pussies Josh, AJ, Corey, Stan, Dale, Joe, and Jeff really are, they sure don't look like them. They roll hard.

Thanks!

NDL:F goes hard!

Hey NDL: Tulsa goes pretty damn hard too.

No love?

trendon wrote:

Cnasty wrote:

trendon wrote:As much as a bunch of pussies Josh, AJ, Corey, Stan, Dale, Joe, and Jeff really are, they sure don't look like them. They roll hard.

Thanks!

Seriously. You guys joke about me being short ... I am six foot and I was the goddamn smallest person there! I think I might be taller than Stan, but his calves are wider than my shoulders.

I'm only 5'10", but my voice makes me seem taller.