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I was on fire (by my terrible golf standards) the first 7 or 8 holes. Then it all became a blur.

Bad pre-round conditioning, I just didn't have the stamina to finish the job. That's what she said.
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31 days
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ajalves wrote:
uf83198 wrote:
ajalves wrote:i do drives ed as well.

You dont do it through out the year?
Yes I do. The school I am at now has 3 guys certified in it, so we each have a few sections of it. Rest of the day I have health and PE.
gotcha.

ours isnt offered as a class in school down here anymore. its after school, saturday and summer. 5 sessions a year

did you get certified at UF? at that facility they have
The first couple of years, I did it without certification. Just did the classroom portion and did a little range driving. Then the county realized they were running short of certified instructors. So they paid those 2 guys from UF to come up on the weekends to one of our driving ranges in duval and teach the class. And the county paid for it, so it was free for me. I had to give up my weekends for about 6 weeks, but it was worth it.
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uf83198 wrote:
ajalves wrote:
uf83198 wrote:
ajalves wrote:i do drives ed as well.

You dont do it through out the year?
Yes I do. The school I am at now has 3 guys certified in it, so we each have a few sections of it. Rest of the day I have health and PE.
gotcha.

ours isnt offered as a class in school down here anymore. its after school, saturday and summer. 5 sessions a year

did you get certified at UF? at that facility they have
The first couple of years, I did it without certification. Just did the classroom portion and did a little range driving. Then the county realized they were running short of certified instructors. So they paid those 2 guys from UF to come up on the weekends to one of our driving ranges in duval and teach the class. And the county paid for it, so it was free for me. I had to give up my weekends for about 6 weeks, but it was worth it.
cool. good money in it.
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Freakin teachers

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A question from an 8th grade social studies test taken today:
20. Which practice caused Mormons to be persecuted in the 1850s?
a. the ritualistic slaughter of animals
b. marriage to more than one wife
c. violence against non-Mormons
d. prayer in public schools
One student chose A.

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Spoiler!
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LetsGoPeay wrote:A question from an 8th grade social studies test taken today:
20. Which practice caused Mormons to be persecuted in the 1850s?
a. the ritualistic slaughter of animals
b. marriage to more than one wife
c. violence against non-Mormons
d. prayer in public schools
One student chose A.

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Spoiler!
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Lol. I always throw in some obviously wrong answers in multiple choice tests and I still have one or two idiots pick it.
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a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

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ajalves wrote:a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

:|
I am too.

I love when they say stuff like that. You know they're trying to A)Look cool B)Get a reaction out of you C)Get kicked out of class on purpose. It's usually a combination of A and B. When they do that I usually just laugh and say "OK, see ya later" and send them on their way to the office. If I think it's option C though, I laugh and then tell them they now have a referral with their name on it and if they don't want to make it worse they'll sit there and keep their mouths shut.


Oh yeah, last day is today. Half day for teachers tomorrow.
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I just had an 8th grade student ask me if I shaved my pubes. Just flat out asked it. I was floored. I did not know what to say for like 10 seconds then I rheemed the girl in front of the whole class and suspended her for the day from class. These kids know they are 5 days from high school and don't give a shit about my class anymore and therefore I don't give a shit about them, haha.

5 more days.......
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ajalves wrote:a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

:|
That student named Jason Ence by chance?
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BFiVL wrote:
ajalves wrote:a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

:|
That student named Jason Ence by chance?

could have been....
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We got 9 more days. Last 5 are for Final exams (half days). already starting to look like a ghost town around here.....
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packsyD22 wrote:I just had an 8th grade student ask me if I shaved my pubes. Just flat out asked it. I was floored. I did not know what to say for like 10 seconds then I rheemed the girl in front of the whole class and suspended her for the day from class. These kids know they are 5 days from high school and don't give a shit about my class anymore and therefore I don't give a shit about them, haha.

5 more days.......
Wait, you're teaching now? I thought you were driving a liquor delivery truck and cleaning up the roadside with the sheriff's department on weekends. I'm lost.
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ajalves wrote:a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

:|
Quit giving the kid a hard time!!!
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ajalves wrote:a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

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well least im not the only one
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We're not out til the 5th. I'm off the 6th. In-service for summer school on the 7th. Summer school begins on the 10th. So no vacation for me until July 19! :|
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BFiVL wrote:
ajalves wrote:a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

:|
That student named Jason Ence by chance?

There's no way in hell I'd have called him "Mr Alves". I'd have gone first name.
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shel311 wrote:
ajalves wrote:a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

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Quit giving the kid a hard time!!!

:lol: at least he threw in the Mr.
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jsence2 wrote:
BFiVL wrote:
ajalves wrote:a kid just said this: "I'm sick of your shit Mr. Alves"

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That student named Jason Ence by chance?

There's no way in hell I'd have called him "Mr Alves". I'd have gone first name.
Probably would have told him to go bop himself too.
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