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Happy 2 week late birthday!!!!!

Oh yea,chicks dig that

Cnasty wrote:Happy 2 week late birthday!!!!!

Oh yea,chicks dig that

Better than the girl telling Dave Happy "2 weeks late"

Cnasty wrote:Happy 2 week late birthday!!!!!

Oh yea,chicks dig that

He said he acknowledged her birthday already, I assume the flowers are to prove he isnt a heartless dickhead

shel311 wrote:

Cnasty wrote:Happy 2 week late birthday!!!!!

Oh yea,chicks dig that

Better than the girl telling Dave Happy "2 weeks late"

Dave hasnt told you guys? Theyre due in April

Weasel wrote:

Cnasty wrote:Happy 2 week late birthday!!!!!

Oh yea,chicks dig that

He said he acknowledged her birthday already, I assume the flowers are to prove he isnt a heartless dickhead

Or they're just to mask the fact that he's a heartless dickhead.

I don't know, just sayin...

shel311 wrote: Or they're just to mask the fact that he's a heartless dickhead.

I don't know, just sayin...

Fair point.

Nah... Dave's going to run with the idea that "I don't need a special day to appreciate you."

Step 1 - Playoff the holiday/birthday as a nice, yet regular day
Step 2 - Throw the surprise present "happy random Thursday, I was thinking about you"
Step 3 - Profit... in many, many ways.

Weasel wrote:

shel311 wrote: Or they're just to mask the fact that he's a heartless dickhead.

I don't know, just sayin...

Fair point.

you disappoint me thining i'm heartless

i'm the 2nd biggest schmoop in the league. but i'm #2 by a wide amount.

ReignOnU wrote: Step 1 - Playoff the holiday/birthday as a nice, yet regular day

90% chance this will come up on an argument 9 months/years from now. The female mind has a special storage place in their brain for things like this. All women Dave. You can check with Weasel, he is a doctor.

brwnbear wrote:

ReignOnU wrote: Step 1 - Playoff the holiday/birthday as a nice, yet regular day

90% chance this will come up on an argument 9 months/years from now. The female mind has a special storage place in their brain for things like this. All women Dave. You can check with Weasel, he is a doctor.

she can divorce me then for all i care.

shit... maybe i am a heartless prick.

DRiccio21 wrote:

brwnbear wrote:

ReignOnU wrote: Step 1 - Playoff the holiday/birthday as a nice, yet regular day

90% chance this will come up on an argument 9 months/years from now. The female mind has a special storage place in their brain for things like this. All women Dave. You can check with Weasel, he is a doctor.

she can divorce me then for all i care.

shit... maybe i am a heartless prick.

dangerous game. It will probably be entered as evidence. Good luck if you get a woman judge.

DRiccio21 wrote: she can divorce me then for all i care.

shit... maybe i am a heartless prick.

This gave me laughs.