Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)

[shel311]

Fark's headline: "Dick in a Box"

A, A+ ish

[trendon]

Fark's headline: "Dick in a Box"

A, A+ ish

It was an A+++++++++++++ here at work because I was standing next to a waiter when the Fark newsflash email came through on my phone and I said, "Dick in a box?" and the waiter looked at me like, "huh?" Then I read the URL and saw that Dick Clark was dead and I saidthat out loud and he burst out laughing.

[dakshdar]

Donovan McNabb is Completely Delusional Regarding His Career.

[ajalves]

Donovan McNabb is Completely Delusional Regarding His Career.

[DRiccio21]

is his career really any different than Jim Kelly?

[shel311]

He's definitely a better QB than Troy Aikman, I can confidently say that.

[DRiccio21]

He's definitely a better QB than Troy Aikman, I can confidently say that.

RINGS!

[shel311]

He's definitely a better QB than Troy Aikman, I can confidently say that.

RINGS!

Let's do it. Come on AJ!!!

[dakshdar]

is his career really any different than Jim Kelly?

It depends how you judge Hall of Fame credentials.

During his time, Kelly was the best or second best quarterback in the AFC, or possibly in the NFL (86-96). I think, at the least, you put him in the top 3 on a yearly basis for his career. I think performance wise he was every bit as good as Elway and until Elway got his superbowls at the end, they were equivalent in post-season success. Montana and Young span most of those years, but other than being accurate and consistent, were either of them much better than Kelly?

Meanwhile, McNabb may have had one or two standout seasons, but during his time (99-2011) was he consistently a top 3 or even top 10 qb? He's clearly behind Peyton and Brady. I'd say that statistically and in terms of his team's success (which quarterbacks are judged upon, right or wrong), he's barely in the top 10 or just outside the top 10 for the decade from 2000-2010. He is, unfortunately, a quarterback from a time when passing stats exploded and he's not among the best for that time. He also had very poor playoff success and a perception of an innacurate QB late in his career which will hurt him.

[ajalves]

is mcnabb also better than Eli?

[dakshdar]

is mcnabb also better than Eli?

He's not nearly as "clutch" if you can measure that.

[DRiccio21]

is mcnabb also better than Eli?

He's not nearly as "clutch" if you can measure that.

you're just fucking with me here.

[DRiccio21]

is mcnabb also better than Eli?

i would say they are very similar without looking at any numbers.

[shel311]

is mcnabb also better than Eli?

i would say they are very similar without looking at any numbers.

Also without looking, I'm guessnig McNabb has a better QB Rating and TD:INT ratio.

[ajalves]

is mcnabb also better than Eli?

i would say they are very similar without looking at any numbers.

Also without looking, I'm guessnig McNabb has a better QB Rating and TD:INT ratio.

more times puking on the field during the SB due to being so out of shape its insane

[DRiccio21]

i mean... not many guys have the physique of Eli so i'm not sure thats a fair comparison

[Wasted Memory]

Colts Tell Andrew Luck He's the Number 1 Pick

http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2012/story/ ... ource-says

[shel311]

Colts Tell Andrew Luck He's the Number 1 Pick

http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2012/story/ ... ource-says

Thought about posting that one here too.

Good one.

[ajalves]

i mean... not many guys have the physique of Eli so i'm not sure thats a fair comparison

you need to be ripped to play QB? i mean Big Ben is a couple meals away from 280

[shel311]

is mcnabb also better than Eli?

i would say they are very similar without looking at any numbers.

Also without looking, I'm guessnig McNabb has a better QB Rating and TD:INT ratio.

more times puking on the field during the SB due to being so out of shape its insane

Well, that decides it.