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TerpsMustDie wrote:Where you going for the honeymoon?

Vegas. The flight and hotel were already paid for so it was the logical choice. No relaxing on our honeymoom, we're going all out, Vegas style!!! Well, as all out as you can go with a wife, lol.


Oh, and I cringe when I see Charleen, cause I know that's 30 minutes of my life that she's about to corner me into talking to her, that i won't ever get back.

Cnasty wrote:Yea me too.

Actually he wasnt in mine either and very glad I wasnt now with this impending surgery and possibly missing the wedding.

Plus I dont think his wife likes me. She doesnt like anyone but Shelton though so I didnt take it hard.

What are you having surgery for?

TerpsMustDie wrote:

Cnasty wrote:Yea me too.

Actually he wasnt in mine either and very glad I wasnt now with this impending surgery and possibly missing the wedding.

Plus I dont think his wife likes me. She doesnt like anyone but Shelton though so I didnt take it hard.

What are you having surgery for?

AIDS.

cancer is the IT disease now.

TerpsMustDie wrote:What are you having surgery for?

"involved" wisdom teeth extraction as the oral surgeon called it. Breaking of the jaw bone in 2 places, ho hum.

You will be fine. You will be dancing the night away at sheltronic's wedding in days

Day and a half later after breaking some jaw bones?

Im sure I could dance, but Id look like a swollen chipmunk with exploding cheeks on pain pills.

Cnasty wrote:

TerpsMustDie wrote:What are you having surgery for?

"involved" wisdom teeth extraction as the oral surgeon called it. Breaking of the jaw bone in 2 places, ho hum.

WTF...is the oral surgeon just into torture? Those bitches must be impacted as hell.

shel311 wrote:

TerpsMustDie wrote:Where you going for the honeymoon?

Vegas. The flight and hotel were already paid for so it was the logical choice. No relaxing on our honeymoom, we're going all out, Vegas style!!! Well, as all out as you can go with a wife, lol.


Oh, and I cringe when I see Charleen, cause I know that's 30 minutes of my life that she's about to corner me into talking to her, that i won't ever get back.

Charlene doesn't shut up and Ed is just socially awkward...I guess it works as a couple. Fortunately, they are only there like 1 week a month.

Cnasty wrote:Day and a half later after breaking some jaw bones?

Im sure I could dance, but Id look like a swollen chipmunk with exploding cheeks on pain pills.

This is no joke...my wisdom teeth hurt way worse than when I blew out my knee. Take that for what you will...

Awesome.

Yea, from the people that just had them out no complications no problem at all 2 days.

For people with complicated ones and involved breaking of jaw bones, couple weeks Im thinking.

All I know is I better be healed by Vegas!!

If your not healed by Vegas we can bring you beers with a straw

Dolemitesooner wrote:If your not healed by Vegas we can bring you beers with a straw

You are a true friend Doley. I heart you.

Even though straws will rip out my clot and give me dry sockets causing severe pain. Its the thought.

Dry socket is the worst pain ever. It felt like my jaw was going to explode.

OracleHCR wrote:Dry socket is the worst pain ever. It felt like my jaw was going to explode.

damn i never knew anyone that actually had it.

They make it sound awful

119 yards is too far. Then it's a safety

VeniVediV1ci wrote:

OracleHCR wrote:Dry socket is the worst pain ever. It felt like my jaw was going to explode.

damn i never knew anyone that actually had it.

They make it sound awful

I actually nearly had my jaw explode. One day (high school) late at night while "gathering" wood for a bonfire, we got put in a spot light so we ran. We jumped off a cliff (15 ft) onto what we though was a sandy beach below. Their were rocks and while my body hit soft sand, my jaw hit a rock which forced the other side of my jaw to break off and out of my skin. It was gruesome.

Holy hell!!

Thats vicious.

Ok, enough with the jaw breaking stories until I have my own on Thursday.