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at 1st its not funny....but then as he gains his composure..looks in....is like "what tha fuck you douche bags doin???" then walks away in resignment..........fucking hilarious

Nole4real wrote:at 1st its not funny....but then as he gains his composure..looks in....is like "what tha fuck you douche bags doin???" then walks away in resignment..........fucking hilarious

The look on his face right before he walks away is priceless. I can't watch this thing without literally LOL'ing.

shel311 wrote:

Nole4real wrote:at 1st its not funny....but then as he gains his composure..looks in....is like "what tha fuck you douche bags doin???" then walks away in resignment..........fucking hilarious

The look on his face right before he walks away is priceless. I can't watch this thing without literally LOL'ing.

i agree!

shel311 wrote:

Shit brought tears to my eyes from laughter. That cat is gonna get some revenge and it wont be pretty.

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!


There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...



cats>>>>

I love crazy cat videos. I could watch them all night.

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Fucking hilarious Joe...where to start

Video 1
rail slide cat
wall climb kitty

Video 2
hit and run cat

Video 3
i can has your attention plz
i wear my sunglasses at night cat
moses
tether ball
faucet cat
get that weak shit outta here - rejection cat

Video 4
kids reaction to getting bopped in head - priceless
kid running gets plowed
crawling baby takes blow to back of head
bear wants no part of ninja cat
sommersault kitty
rocking out cat - fake but funny

GOAT Lolcat.

Crown it!!!

a fabulous return to lolcat world, peay! good stuff.