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[Cnasty]

In honor of Channing Crowder retiring, a list of his memorable quotes:

A geography lesson, before the Dolphins played in London: "I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I know Italy looks like a boot; I learned that. I know London Fletcher."

From the same rant, claiming that sight-challenged officials missed illegal hits on Chad Henne:

"Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank. Who's the blind girl? Helen Keller, then. I don't know who Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. I'm not as swift as I usually am."

Implying that he might have sold his jerseys while at the University of Florida: "I'll say hypothetically I don't have any more of my Florida jerseys. There were some Jacksonville businessmen that really hypothetically liked my play."

[BlackRain]

In honor of Channing Crowder retiring, a list of his memorable quotes:

A geography lesson, before the Dolphins played in London: "I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I know Italy looks like a boot; I learned that. I know London Fletcher."

From the same rant, claiming that sight-challenged officials missed illegal hits on Chad Henne:

"Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank. Who's the blind girl? Helen Keller, then. I don't know who Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. I'm not as swift as I usually am."

Implying that he might have sold his jerseys while at the University of Florida: "I'll say hypothetically I don't have any more of my Florida jerseys. There were some Jacksonville businessmen that really hypothetically liked my play."

I am so glad the Patriots did not sign him when he was in Foxborough this past week, did nothing for the Dolphins. Would have been an interesting reunion with Matt Light.