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Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:14 am
by Wasted Memory
Entering final month of the season and only, miraculously, 4 games back of a wildcard. Go look at the schedule....

3 @ Edmonton
3 @ NE
3 vs Richmond
3 @ LA
3 @ Houston
3 vs Montreal
4 @ Philly
3 vs OCD

Maybe next year :lol:

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:43 pm
by nick
the way theyre playing lately, Miami doesnt deserve to make the playoffs. hopefully we can choke this lead out so i can release every single player on my roster

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:37 am
by wdoupis
File is uploading...

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:01 am
by wdoupis
File is uploading, website updated. New in game date 9/9

Playoffs will begin Tuesday at 8 PM CST... My work schedule has changed so this CAN NOT go more than 3 hours so have your stuff ready. If it is not done by 11 PM CST then we stop and finish the next night. We are usually right at 3 hours so it should not be a problem if everyone is prepared and does not micro manage the shit out of this

Gary Weber out a week with hamstring tendinitis... That headline scared the shit out of me
Jonathan Leach is out for 3 weeks with a broken ass due to his kids low fumble rating
John Bradford is retiring at the end of the season... Never heard of him
Jeff Clark collects save #300
Ernest Harris gets hit #2500 in a loss to Cincy
David Hernandez has a 3 HR game in a win over Winterfell
Bernard Rogers AL POTW hitting .500 with 5 HRs
Joseph Sexton NL POTW hitting .400 with 5 HRs
Ricardo Herrera signs a 3 year extension with PO worth 7.5 per year

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:06 am
by GeorgesGoons
Alabama General Manager is 108 years old

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:54 am
by JayGeeold
Youngstown with its (i believe) third 9-game losing streak of the year ... i love the consistency we have.

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:50 am
by GeorgesGoons
I'd love a bye for the first round, but I'd love the revenue of the first round as well. Gotta go for the bye, no rest for the starters, this why I pay them those digital bucks

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:57 am
by DRWebs
Omahahaha has the best record since the All Star break closely followed by Richmond, Cincinnati, and New England. Getting hot at the right time matters and things are certainly looking rosy for these clubs

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:13 am
by GeorgesGoons
DRWebs wrote:Omahahaha has the best record since the All Star break closely followed by Richmond, Cincinnati, and New England. Getting hot at the right time matters and things are certainly looking rosy for these clubs
Thanks for fucking it up for us!

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:16 am
by DRWebs
GeorgesGoons wrote:
DRWebs wrote:Omahahaha has the best record since the All Star break closely followed by Richmond, Cincinnati, and New England. Getting hot at the right time matters and things are certainly looking rosy for these clubs
Thanks for fucking it up for us!
:twisted:

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:30 am
by DRiccio21
all the playoff teams in the AL seem equally dangerous... going to be a wild playoffs.

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:41 am
by plasma1896
Johnathan Leach to Miss 3 Weeks Due to Pizza Parlor Accident
Wednesday, September 4th, 2069
Johnathan Leach will miss three weeks after injuring his tailbone during a recent pizza outing with his family. After his son dropped a toy from the table, Leach reached down to pick it up. His chair slid out from under him, causing him to fall, which injured his tailbone.


Adding to no surfing, skydiving or motorcycle riding in contracts, no visits to Chucky cheese now. WTF

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:03 am
by The_Niddler
wdoupis wrote:John Bradford is retiring at the end of the season... Never heard of him

Never heard of him cause he sucks.


Good to know it frees up $6.5M though.

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:24 am
by Graywolf357
plasma1896 wrote:Johnathan Leach to Miss 3 Weeks Due to Pizza Parlor Accident
Wednesday, September 4th, 2069
Johnathan Leach will miss three weeks after injuring his tailbone during a recent pizza outing with his family. After his son dropped a toy from the table, Leach reached down to pick it up. His chair slid out from under him, causing him to fall, which injured his tailbone.


Adding to no surfing, skydiving or motorcycle riding in contracts, no visits to Chucky cheese now. WTF
Also washing your car by yourself. Lol

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:38 am
by Hammerin' Hank
plasma1896 wrote:Johnathan Leach to Miss 3 Weeks Due to Pizza Parlor Accident
Wednesday, September 4th, 2069
Johnathan Leach will miss three weeks after injuring his tailbone during a recent pizza outing with his family. After his son dropped a toy from the table, Leach reached down to pick it up. His chair slid out from under him, causing him to fall, which injured his tailbone.


Adding to no surfing, skydiving or motorcycle riding in contracts, no visits to Chucky cheese now. WTF
I would look a little more into this injury. I can't seem to figure out how bending over would cause you to bruise your tailbone. The logistics of this scenario don't seem to add up.

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:39 am
by Roggie
Hammerin' Hank wrote:
plasma1896 wrote:Johnathan Leach to Miss 3 Weeks Due to Pizza Parlor Accident
Wednesday, September 4th, 2069
Johnathan Leach will miss three weeks after injuring his tailbone during a recent pizza outing with his family. After his son dropped a toy from the table, Leach reached down to pick it up. His chair slid out from under him, causing him to fall, which injured his tailbone.


Adding to no surfing, skydiving or motorcycle riding in contracts, no visits to Chucky cheese now. WTF
I would look a little more into this injury. I can't seem to figure out how bending over would cause you to bruise your tailbone. The logistics of this scenario don't seem to add up.
I don't get it. he fell on his ass.

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:44 am
by Hammerin' Hank
Roggie wrote:
Hammerin' Hank wrote:
plasma1896 wrote:Johnathan Leach to Miss 3 Weeks Due to Pizza Parlor Accident
Wednesday, September 4th, 2069
Johnathan Leach will miss three weeks after injuring his tailbone during a recent pizza outing with his family. After his son dropped a toy from the table, Leach reached down to pick it up. His chair slid out from under him, causing him to fall, which injured his tailbone.


Adding to no surfing, skydiving or motorcycle riding in contracts, no visits to Chucky cheese now. WTF
I would look a little more into this injury. I can't seem to figure out how bending over would cause you to bruise your tailbone. The logistics of this scenario don't seem to add up.
I don't get it. he fell on his ass.
But if you are bending forward and the chair slips out from under you, your momentum would cause you to fall forward on your face.

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:03 am
by plasma1896
Hammerin' Hank wrote:
Roggie wrote:
Hammerin' Hank wrote:
plasma1896 wrote:Johnathan Leach to Miss 3 Weeks Due to Pizza Parlor Accident
Wednesday, September 4th, 2069
Johnathan Leach will miss three weeks after injuring his tailbone during a recent pizza outing with his family. After his son dropped a toy from the table, Leach reached down to pick it up. His chair slid out from under him, causing him to fall, which injured his tailbone.


Adding to no surfing, skydiving or motorcycle riding in contracts, no visits to Chucky cheese now. WTF
I would look a little more into this injury. I can't seem to figure out how bending over would cause you to bruise your tailbone. The logistics of this scenario don't seem to add up.
I don't get it. he fell on his ass.
But if you are bending forward and the chair slips out from under you, your momentum would cause you to fall forward on your face.
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Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:19 am
by Roggie
Hammerin' Hank wrote:
Roggie wrote:
Hammerin' Hank wrote:
plasma1896 wrote:Johnathan Leach to Miss 3 Weeks Due to Pizza Parlor Accident
Wednesday, September 4th, 2069
Johnathan Leach will miss three weeks after injuring his tailbone during a recent pizza outing with his family. After his son dropped a toy from the table, Leach reached down to pick it up. His chair slid out from under him, causing him to fall, which injured his tailbone.


Adding to no surfing, skydiving or motorcycle riding in contracts, no visits to Chucky cheese now. WTF
I would look a little more into this injury. I can't seem to figure out how bending over would cause you to bruise your tailbone. The logistics of this scenario don't seem to add up.
I don't get it. he fell on his ass.
But if you are bending forward and the chair slips out from under you, your momentum would cause you to fall forward on your face.
I'm guessing he was trying to sit back down and lost it, or he fell, hit his face on the table, and smoked his ass.

Re: 2069 Season Thread... The Herro We Needed

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:22 am
by DRWebs
Roggie wrote:smoked his ass
Did what?