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So this mother fucker right here is down 35-21 with 24 seconds to go in the game on his own 1 yd line and proceeds to score on a 99yd bomb and then kick the onside kick with 16 seconds to go and, surprise surprise, gets it. Then he scores again as time expires to tie it 35-35. We go to 2 overtimes and I lose 45-42. It came up #1 instant classic for Stimpin (FSU) and mine (USC) was #6. UN FUCKING REAL. I can not believe this shit happened to me. I dont know if it's just me or what the hell is going on out there. USC was up 21-0 in the 1st fucking quarter!!!!

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It's his illegal green smoothies.

dakshdar wrote:It's his illegal green smoothies.

swellvermin wrote:

dakshdar wrote:It's his illegal green smoothies.

Seriously. I had to wait like 10 minutes at halftime of our game last season so he could go blend up some more kale and mustard greens, or whatever other stuff he puts in those things to make it look like he's drinking puke. And he was up big at halftime already so it wasn't like he needed it!

Now listen here ole Swelly..."99 yard bomb" FAAAAR from depicts that brilliant play! We were on the headsets, I had just thrown a pick 6 that certainly cost me the game. We are at that part in the game were he can't stop laughing and carrying on, just gushing with pride as he is about to win 3 in a row vs his own hero. I call two half hearted passing plays, both of which he just fucking UNLOADS on my already battered qb. So we got 3rd and 20 from my OWN half yard line, I had him right where I wanted him. This was no "bomb", it was out of an I formation, my fb was on a wheel route from the backfield, as I hike the ball, as usual, a DT is beasting it directly at me (I could tell it was ole swelly by the star and circle beneath his feet) as he ducks his head to go in for the big user hit I sidestep, Swelly is flailing like a fish to the turf. Its at this moment I could see my FB was working on something, I took two strides forward and let that mfer fly babay! My FB makes an opposite over the shoulder catch with nobody within 10-15 yards of him and runs it in another 40 or so yards. Insane. From then it was your fluke onside recovery followed by a "bomb" which dude made a funny burst to steal from 2 defenders.

Proceeded to mince the heart I had previously torn from his chest in 2 overtimes.

Love ya big fella!

dakshdar wrote:

swellvermin wrote:

dakshdar wrote:It's his illegal green smoothies.

Seriously. I had to wait like 10 minutes at halftime of our game last season so he could go blend up some more kale and mustard greens, or whatever other stuff he puts in those things to make it look like he's drinking puke. And he was up big at halftime already so it wasn't like he needed it!

I WAS ACTUALLY DRINKING ONE OF THOSE!! Your crazy Joe.

It was after our disconnect when it took me a bit to get back to the room...I was firing up the ole vitamix.

Swelly was robbed.

Stimpin cheats!!!

shel311 wrote:Swelly was robbed.

Stimpin cheats!!!

Bhahahaha!

BigStimpin wrote: as usual, a DT is beasting it directly at me (I could tell it was ole swelly by the star and circle beneath his feet) as he ducks his head to go in for the big user hit I sidestep, Swelly is flailing like a fish to the turf....From then it was your fluke onside recovery followed by a "bomb" which dude made a funny burst to steal from 2 defenders.

Learn some sonny! Else im going to burn your QB all day long!!!

Bump.

The good 'ol days.......

swellvermin wrote:So this mother fucker right here is down 35-21 with 24 seconds to go in the game on his own 1 yd line and proceeds to score on a 99yd bomb and then kick the onside kick with 16 seconds to go

HAHAHA FU