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Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:33 pm
by Hoos
From this moment forward, please run all jokes by AJ before making them public. AJ will critique your joke and offer suggestions to improve your pathetic attempts at humor.
Thank You,
COD Management
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:46 pm
by ajalves
Scenario:
kid on opposite team(in 10 year old girl voice): "hey I just got promoted"
Hoos : "I wouldnt have promoted you, I would have fired you"
Rest of the room : /crickets
Needless to say the joke bombed....I couldnt let it slide....come correct Hoosie
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:48 pm
by Hoos
The kid went 3 and 30 or something like that.
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:51 pm
by Dolemitesooner
I feel bad for the kid.
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:55 pm
by jeffdaddy
I think the joke sounded bad ass.....but I wasnt there to laugh at it Hoos
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:57 pm
by ajalves
jeffdaddy wrote:I think the joke sounded bad ass.....but I wasnt there to laugh at it Hoos
Dear Mr Daddy,
Please do not continue to encourage Hoos.
Thank you for your timely cooperation in this matter
Sincerely
Comedy Police
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:27 pm
by Hoos
jeffdaddy wrote:I think the joke sounded bad ass.....but I wasnt there to laugh at it Hoos
You would have really enjoyed the joke. It was a tad complex in that you had to hear the joke and then see the kid’s 3 and 30 performance to appreciate it. I know you would have gotten it which is more than I can say for the simpletons that I was playing with last night.
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:51 pm
by ajalves
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:27 pm
by dakshdar
Who was breaking out all the "go fuck yourself" comments over the weekend in combination with the "Over the Top" lingo? Was that oldschoola? Freaking priceless.
All I remember from the one night was the following (in response to some guy saying he'd win a one-on-one:
"I'm oldschoola, add me fucker, I'll tear you up." Repeat about 20 times. I couldn't even tell if it was him of Biffy yelling it. Was too busy laughing.
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:31 pm
by Cnasty
Hoos wrote:The kid went 3 and 30 or something like that.
I didnt play last night.
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:37 pm
by BFiVL
Re: Dear COD players
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:33 pm
by Bud1vol
I heard the reason why hoos was testy was because the little girl killed him 3 times
I ran that by aja first for all those that were wondering
