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NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:02 pm
by Cnasty
Seems like every single reply in this damn forum as of late has been an essay.
SOOOOOO, I wanted to make an official NDL Essay thread so all replies that are in essay form can stick to one thread.
Have at it 6feet!!!

Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:03 pm
by Nole4real
I officially joined shel's "no way im reading all that" camp about 3 weeks ago.
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:05 pm
by BIGmike
I like beer, it is good for you.
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:06 pm
by Cnasty
BIGmike wrote:I like beer, it is good for you.
We have a leader in the clubhouse!
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:13 pm
by nick
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:14 pm
by shel311
Nole4real wrote:I officially joined shel's "no way im reading all that" camp about 3 weeks ago.
FINALLY!!
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:25 pm
by jeffdaddy
Trendon would win that shit...
but I wouldnt read it
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:27 pm
by 6ftdeep
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:33 pm
by shel311
jeffdaddy wrote:Trendon would win that shit...
but I wouldnt read it
See, Trendon is the only one whose long posts I WOULD read, lol.
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:35 pm
by VeniVediV1ci
thank you c for this post.
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:06 pm
by Weasel
shel311 wrote:jeffdaddy wrote:Trendon would win that shit...
but I wouldnt read it
See, Trendon is the only one whose long posts I WOULD read, lol.
Half the time I come on here is to be entertained by some Trendon blurb
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:38 pm
by Dolemitesooner
Trendon's posts are some of the few I do read

Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:22 am
by ICE
nick wrote:
You Canadian klepto!!! That's my emoticon, I even have a sig to prove it!
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:32 am
by bigred
Cnasty wrote:Seems like every single reply in this damn forum as of late has been an essay.
SOOOOOO, I wanted to make an official NDL Essay thread so all replies that are in essay form can stick to one thread.
Have at it 6feet!!!

lol...idk...pdr gives 6 a run for his money

Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:32 am
by shel311
True.
PDR vs 6ft, with Peay and AJ as the judges. It's high school all over again.
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:01 am
by VeniVediV1ci
shel311 wrote:True.
PDR vs 6ft, with Peay and AJ as the judges. It's high school all over again.
you forgot to mention that you're gonna come in at the end and say "I win," or "I knew ___ would win"
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:18 am
by Cnasty
Yea, PDR is up there as well and has qualified.
They might bring the boards down again.
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:00 am
by pounddarock
Cnasty wrote:
Yea, PDR is up there as well and has qualified.
They might bring the boards down again.
Just being nominated is an honor in itself...
...I'd like to thank all those who have made this possible:

Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:01 am
by Dolemitesooner
Thank you pound.
Omg those titties on the right are stupid
Re: NDL Essay Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:33 am
by brocam
Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday, and once again I've made an *** of myself trying to get to a phone
to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call. At 11 o'clock in the morning in New York and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night. And you don't even have the *** phone turned on. I want you to know something, OK?
I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the *** who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.
And when I come out there next week, I'm going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue. I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You've made me feel like *** and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. And this crap you pull on me with this *** phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother and you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I am going to get on a plane and I am going to come out there for the day and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you.
Do you understand me? I'm going to really make sure you get it. Then I'm going to get on a plane and I'm going to turn around and come home. So you'd better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me. So I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are.
You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?