The WAC Championship
The WAC Championship
It was a cold winter night, out in Reno;
While Hoos sat at home, sipping Pino;
BillRoy stripped down, to get ready for war;
The fireplace crackled, as Hoos sat wanting more, more;
As BillRoy stretched, he glistened in the night;
Hoos finished his drink, and smirked in delight;
As Hoos bent down, his robe became loose;
He went to ponder as he squeezed out a deuce;
Last years game, was anticlimatic at best;
As Nevada's yellow light, put all to rest;
This year Nevada, has dreams of spanking Boise down;
Which Hoos may enjoy, even with a slight frown;
The pregame was done, the game is upon us;
As these two titans play, one will do nothing but cuss;
Your guess is as good as mine, as in who will prevail;
Not a tear will be shed, for whoever shall fail.
While Hoos sat at home, sipping Pino;
BillRoy stripped down, to get ready for war;
The fireplace crackled, as Hoos sat wanting more, more;
As BillRoy stretched, he glistened in the night;
Hoos finished his drink, and smirked in delight;
As Hoos bent down, his robe became loose;
He went to ponder as he squeezed out a deuce;
Last years game, was anticlimatic at best;
As Nevada's yellow light, put all to rest;
This year Nevada, has dreams of spanking Boise down;
Which Hoos may enjoy, even with a slight frown;
The pregame was done, the game is upon us;
As these two titans play, one will do nothing but cuss;
Your guess is as good as mine, as in who will prevail;
Not a tear will be shed, for whoever shall fail.
Re: The WAC Championship
Nice! 

Re: The WAC Championship
Dang, that was some good shit...thanks for the great read.
Let me help you with the end......
And for those who don't know
I will leave them no doubt
Hoos' team will fall short
"I suck" he will shout
After "chew clock" has worked
and his team has imploded
Hoos will wish like a child
that his MW2 had stayed loaded
Let me help you with the end......
And for those who don't know
I will leave them no doubt
Hoos' team will fall short
"I suck" he will shout
After "chew clock" has worked
and his team has imploded
Hoos will wish like a child
that his MW2 had stayed loaded
Re: The WAC Championship
Amen...forgot that
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Re: The WAC Championship
Hey, I can't help it if he's all talk.
Re: The WAC Championship
"Naw man, he ain't playin' God, he's bein' judged by him....."
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