Scrub poops his onesie

[Dolemitesooner]

Why the fuck were you wearing a onsie is what I wanna know.

Hell even I have shit myself. TWICE.

Shit I even got piss ass drunk one night and passed out and pissed my bed.

BUT A ONSIE.

WHO the fuck wears those?

[BFiVL]

wait...you heard this as it was happening/?

No but here is how my convo goes with big mike

Mike: Wont be on COD, got the butt flu

Me: Get a bag and puke in it while you play and just poop yourself.

Mike. I have pooped myself twice already

Me: Is it thursday already?


Then it gets better when mike comes back to cod with Hoos finally having Ammo on mike as he gets more Big Mike hits than anyone.

[Hoos]

I wish we had heard it while it was going on. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, get the hose. I done pooped my onesie!!!!!".

[BFiVL]

I wish we had heard it while it was going on. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, get the hose. I done pooped my onesie!!!!!".

I picture the scene from goonies where the rich kid gets shot off of the toilet from the water pressure and screams from his daddy. Picture poop instead of water.

[BIGmike]

The guys just like to picture me in a onesie for some reason. I was wearing plaid pj bottoms while shitting all over myself/throwing up bile.

[BFiVL]

The guys just like to picture me in a onesie for some reason. I was wearing plaid pj bottoms while shitting all over myself/throwing up bile.

Plaid onesie, even better

[ajalves]

it stemmed from me making fun of mike for wearing "pajamas"

[jeffdaddy]

I NEED to get on COD !!!

[BFiVL]

Tim Tebow wears Big Mike PJ's

[Weasel]

I dont care who you are, explosive diarrhea is funny. Add to it adult jammies and its downright hysterical

[vicktim7]

some great memories from my youth adding rhymes to the diarrhea song:

when you're running to the can and the fit hits the shan, di-a-rrhea, phhh, phhh, di-a-rrhea.

when you rocks the onesie to bed, but the juice runs down your leg, di-a-rrhea, phhh, phhh, di-a-rrhea.

[jsence2]

Does Mike have wood floors?

Shit-filled onesies boots and wood floors, traction probably sucks.

[iownu]

Changing my 2 yr old out of her Pink Onesie and changing that poopie diaper will always bring a little snicker to my smile from now on!!!

[BFiVL]

Not gonna let this thread die. We played some teams last night that were worse than pooping in your onesie. 200-32 in a full game of 6-6 the entire match. Multiple 5 person clans with only 3-4 NDL guys at any given time on a team. Not ever close, very ugly all night, uglier than a poop covered tile floor and your daddy with a hose spraying you off in the back yard.

[Hoos]

I imagine it looked something like this.

[Uuaww]

[Hoos]

Still laughing.

[BFiVL]

Still laughing.

HAHAHAHAHA

[The_Niddler]

I NEED to get on COD !!!

I was just thinking this same thing.
I need to start playing COD with you guys.
Stuff like this is priceless.

[BigStimpin]

How did I miss this!

Couldn't have happened to a cooler dude.