Hoo wins this epic matchup?

[Hoos]

Also, I would just like to throw in that I believe candy corn is a gift from the gods. I’m especially smitten with the pumpkins.

[trendon]

Win goal, here I come!

Considering all the empirical evidence that has you beating me every single time we play, I am soooo surprised you are not winning this in a Mondale-style beatdown.

Ass.