I think that means I was Toledo in the Southern League you are talking about.
For Utopia, I just remember the insane number of threads that were anti-gay and anti-anyone that was a bible thumper. It got old fast.
I stopped posting there in March '05.
But I just found one of my favorite posts ever from their boards. This one guy comes on and claims he was pissing for "15 minutes" in the bathroom at work, and then blacked out right after he finished.
I posted the following response:
So, yeah, I was Dak Killington back then too, in case you were wondering.Medical standard for normal urine flow rate is approximately 15 mililiters/second. This is just letting it flow, not power pissing, not barely letting it trickle. It is a fair approximation.
1 milliliter = 0.0002642 gallon [US, liquid]
So, flow rate can be expressed as 0.003963 gallons/second.
There are 900 seconds in 15 minutes.
Pissing for 15 minutes would result in the expulsion of 3.5667 gallons of piss.
Also, medically speaking, an individual with normal kidney function produces about 0.5 gallons of urine per day. If you exceed 3 quarts on a regular basis it is a sign you should be checked for diabetes.
Urine might weigh more than water, which weighs 8.33 lbs/gallon, but if you simply assume that water and urine would weigh the same, then 3.5667 gallons of urine would weigh 29.7 lbs.
So clearly you passed out because you lost almost 30 lbs in 15 minutes. Oh wait, sorry, doing that would cause you to DIE!
Quit exaggerating and go come up with a better story to tell.
