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From this moment forward, please run all jokes by AJ before making them public. AJ will critique your joke and offer suggestions to improve your pathetic attempts at humor.

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Scenario:

kid on opposite team(in 10 year old girl voice): "hey I just got promoted"
Hoos : "I wouldnt have promoted you, I would have fired you"
Rest of the room : /crickets


Needless to say the joke bombed....I couldnt let it slide....come correct Hoosie :)
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The kid went 3 and 30 or something like that. :lol:
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I feel bad for the kid. :oops:
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I think the joke sounded bad ass.....but I wasnt there to laugh at it Hoos :(
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jeffdaddy wrote:I think the joke sounded bad ass.....but I wasnt there to laugh at it Hoos :(
Dear Mr Daddy,

Please do not continue to encourage Hoos.

Thank you for your timely cooperation in this matter

Sincerely
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jeffdaddy wrote:I think the joke sounded bad ass.....but I wasnt there to laugh at it Hoos :(
You would have really enjoyed the joke. It was a tad complex in that you had to hear the joke and then see the kid’s 3 and 30 performance to appreciate it. I know you would have gotten it which is more than I can say for the simpletons that I was playing with last night.
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Who was breaking out all the "go fuck yourself" comments over the weekend in combination with the "Over the Top" lingo? Was that oldschoola? Freaking priceless.

All I remember from the one night was the following (in response to some guy saying he'd win a one-on-one:

"I'm oldschoola, add me fucker, I'll tear you up." Repeat about 20 times. I couldn't even tell if it was him of Biffy yelling it. Was too busy laughing.
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Hoos wrote:The kid went 3 and 30 or something like that. :lol:
I didnt play last night. :|
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dakshdar wrote:Who was breaking out all the "go fuck yourself" comments over the weekend in combination with the "Over the Top" lingo? Was that oldschoola? Freaking priceless.

All I remember from the one night was the following (in response to some guy saying he'd win a one-on-one:

"I'm oldschoola, add me fucker, I'll tear you up." Repeat about 20 times. I couldn't even tell if it was him of Biffy yelling it. Was too busy laughing.

That fucking schoola is a riot when he is drunk BWAAAAAAAAAAAA

:lol: :lol: ;) ;)
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I heard the reason why hoos was testy was because the little girl killed him 3 times

I ran that by aja first for all those that were wondering
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