Greatest.Suicide.Ever

[Hoos]

I’ve been owning the FFA circuit waiting for everybody to return to COD. Last night, I pulled one of the greatest suicides ever. I wish that I had it on tape because it was hilarious.

Sometimes when several dogs are after me, I like to throw down a sticky bomb in front of the dogs and watch them run into it. Last night, I my aim was a little too perfect. I managed to stick a dog right on the head with my sticky bomb. Of course, that turned to dog into a suicide bomber as he chased me. I backpedaled firing but it was way too late as the dog jumped up, the bomb went off and I exploded into a million little pieces.

It was awesome!

[BIGmike]

What I got out of this thread: my name is Hoos and I love big, fat, floppy donkey dick. The end.

[jeffdaddy]

CLASSIC

[sixpackdan101]

Sweet story hoos. That would be cool if it actually happened.

[Dolemitesooner]

Hoos if you don't have a video it didnt happen

[Hoos]

Somehow I managed to do it again yesterday. Another perfect sticky toss met by a suicide dog. I guess that I’m going to have to revamp that strategy.

Also, I wasn’t aware that you could no longer place BBs in the water. I was on Makin trying to place a betty outside a hut. I put betty down, betty still in my hand… ….try to put betty down again, still in my hand… ….put betty down, still in hand…. …put betty down, still in hand…get shot.....