College Football Thread

[shel311]

Down 7, Ole Miss guy scores a TD with :04 left... Then he gets on all fours and raises his leg like a dog peeing...15 yds unsportsmanlike and dude misses pat.



https://twitter.com/espn/status/1200265 ... 56550?s=19


Actual quote from the announcer:

“Elijah Moore has to know you can’t pee on the field”

[GeorgesGoons]

Well today sucked!

Had tickets for the Huskers game 45 yard line 9 rows up, we all know how that turned out.

Didn't get to see the game though. We had some drinks from Omaha to Lincoln. Tailgated and stopped at a bar. Then on the way to the stadium I have an arm reach out for me to blow. Spent the day in the drink tank because I blew a .208. I had to show my prison dominance while I was in there. Guy wanted to fight me and said he was gonna ass rape me. Grabbed him by his throat and threatened to kill him. To top it off, today is the wife's birthday too.

[shel311]

Walking to the stadium? You were randomly stopped?

Wtf is that?

More details on the aftermath of grabbing dude by throat...

[GeorgesGoons]

Walking to the stadium? You were randomly stopped?

Wtf is that?

More details on the aftermath of grabbing dude by throat...

Yep, random as fuck. I'm sure I was swaggering

Ole boy learned I wasn't going to be punked and that if there was any ass fucking happening he was grabbing his ankles

[nick]

Ma man

[shel311]

Did you get charged with public intoxication or something? That's pretty shitty if you weren't really doing anything and was just singled out basically.

[GeorgesGoons]

Did you get charged with public intoxication or something? That's pretty shitty if you weren't really doing anything and was just singled out basically.

Nope, no charges or anything. Literally, hand came out and grabbed me and was told to blow. I wouldn't have mind if I was being anything but being drunk. Oh well, fun day nonetheless, got to show off a little alpha male dominance, usually I try to be nonconfrontational but have zero issue escalating if I have to

[BFiVL]

George having a random guy pull him out of line to blow is nothing new. Surprised he didn’t fuck that guy in prison.

[Cnasty]

I guess I should have answered your slack message.

I didn’t know you needed bail money. My bad.

[DRWebs]

George having a random guy pull him out of line to blow is nothing new. Surprised he didn’t fuck that guy in prison.

[Seeitsaveit13]

Did you get charged with public intoxication or something? That's pretty shitty if you weren't really doing anything and was just singled out basically.

Nope, no charges or anything. Literally, hand came out and grabbed me and was told to blow. I wouldn't have mind if I was being anything but being drunk. Oh well, fun day nonetheless, got to show off a little alpha male dominance, usually I try to be nonconfrontational but have zero issue escalating if I have to

Did your son still go to the game?

[GeorgesGoons]

Did you get charged with public intoxication or something? That's pretty shitty if you weren't really doing anything and was just singled out basically.

Nope, no charges or anything. Literally, hand came out and grabbed me and was told to blow. I wouldn't have mind if I was being anything but being drunk. Oh well, fun day nonetheless, got to show off a little alpha male dominance, usually I try to be nonconfrontational but have zero issue escalating if I have to

Did your son still go to the game?

He wasn't with me

[Cnasty]

Michigan, first blood.

Fantastic day of football ahead.

[shel311]

Great day for football!!!

[shel311]

Aim high Ehlinger, aim high!!!

Jim Vertuno
@JimVertuno
Sam Ehlinger on Texas at 7-5: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If you had told Texas fans three years ago that we would have seven wins and headed to a bowl game and had a chance to win eight, I think people would be pretty happy ... Overall, we did a great job." #HookEm

[Cnasty]

This UGA offense isn’t going to keep up with LSU.

Very mediocre.

[shel311]

Yo Harbaugh, stop freaking running on 1st and 2nd down.

The only times Michigan gets stopped is when they run the 1st 2 downs.

[Cnasty]

Dobbins doin work.

[shel311]

No runs 2 straight times, and Michigan is inside the 10. Like clockwork...

[shel311]

Chase Young hasn't sniffed the QB all day.

Shea Patterson with 250 passing near the half.

Ohio St's D reminds of the Patriots. Put up insane numbers, but played a bunch of nobodies, so tough to know truly how good they are. The avg offensive ranking of OSU's opponents this season is 83.