Note for "NEW NDLers"

Daw1git · Post by **Daw1git** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:25 pm

I know normally when you come in no one tells you what's what.

Well I see alot of new guys are comming in this season and a few more will be comming in during the offseason from my understanding........So I will help by trying to leave a few notes/comments for you any vets please feel free to add more

1. don't enjoy your team for 2 long because come next season you will be on the bottom of the draft list then the fun begins

2. The draft is done in a live chat room all in one day

3. day 2 of the draft is really just a break period where every one goes and use the bathroom, smoke a port, feed the dog talk to wife and child before they walk out.

4. Don't come in with the I wanna win the championship every season attitude and I wanna blow everyone out thing going....There is this thing called coaches reports where coaches grade you after every game and if you was a terd and just spanked Army with LSU 35-0 and still blitzed and bombed deep trying to score you probley just got a zero as your grade and pretty soon you will be on your way back to the lobby room.

5. If you are doing something that works every single time then you need not use that 2 much.I mean if you are a good passer then that's cool.Or a good rusher then work it brother but if u got this play that makes the lb's run the wrong way and u used it to win.....lol don't think we don't know u just cheated us to win....yup another Zero on your reports.

6. OMG man please don't post that EA made me lose in anything

7.Don't say someone is cheese in your recap

8.Leave comments on your coaches reports/Try and chat during or after the game as well

9.When you played in the Farm there where NDL guys playing with you under different names and they allowed you to get promoted so you have allready passed half the test.

10.don't pull a "MARINO" (Old Miami FL coach) and not play a game until the last 2 weeks of the season.Don't get me wrong marino is a cool guy but this got on some people nerves every season.

11.Don't just up and quit mid season wait until the end of the season...PLEASE

12. Don't complain about your coaches reports at the end of the year just try and learn from your mistakes and tweak ya game play.Espically don't post that crap on the boards your low score and excuses just reassure me that you are still going to do your BS and someone needs to drop a email to mike,jeff,nole saying how you need to be gone with the wind.

13.Don't get mad if you went undefeated with San Jose state but the guy who coaches Purdue lost 2 games and drafts before you.A couple of things could have happen.He could be a commish and got his commish bonus points.He could have better coaches reports than you.He could be ya daddy...never know just be happy you got your spot and somebody wants your none coach behind.

14. Try not to become upset when people jump all down your throat on the boards because of something you said.We have a small community of pure breed people eaters that just sit and wait at work for someone to post something the they jump on it like nasty flies on dog crap.

15.Things that I have seen people get hit for including myself before on coaches reports...
Heavy dose of option offense
3-3-5 defense
alot of down field passing
rolling out left or right with no pressure
shifting dline every play
used same formation every other play
very rude called me stupid,never said Good Game
throws to HB's or TE to much
Blitzed 2 much
Bounced runs outside when needed a key 1st down
ran the qb on a passing play because everyone was covered

okay my eyes are starting to hurt I am taking a break

Post by **DRiccio21** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:07 pm

thats a nice NDL'ers for Dummies, nice job

pounddarock · Post by **pounddarock** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:49 pm

sounds like a serious case of been-there-done-that to me.

Good stuff man, thanks for all the heads-up. It seems that it can be summed up by, play fair, have fun..and don't take this game too seriously.

Post by **ajalves** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:50 am

pounddarock wrote: Good stuff man, thanks for all the heads-up. It seems that it can be summed up by, play fair, have fun..and don't take this game too seriously.

yeah thats pretty much it in a nutshell.

~~edit~~

Only advice I might add is to win like a man and lose like a man.

Post by **Cnasty** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:51 am

No advice on how to improve your J???

Pity.

Coach KO · Post by **Coach KO** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:59 am

Cnasty wrote:No advice on how to improve your J???

Pity.

Square up, Elbow in, and follow through baby. Its all it takes.

polobert · Post by **polobert** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:15 pm

Only things I would add are the following:

1) We all have busy schedules and a good portion of us have families of our own. If you can't make a scheduled game, try to contact the other coach ASAP. Don't just stand a guy up, that's a one way ticket 'lobbyland'

2) We got guys in all the different timezones. Accept that you will have to be flexible with your game scheduling just like the rest of us.

3) $hit happens... It happened yesterday, it's happening right now and it'll happen in the future (

no real point there, I just like saying that)

4) Enjoy yourself, this is a fun game and the best league going... As the Legend Ric flair would say,"whether you love us or you hate us, you got to respect us cause we are the best thing going today... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

jeffdaddy · Post by **jeffdaddy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:30 pm

Coach KO wrote:
Cnasty wrote:No advice on how to improve your J???

Pity.
Square up, Elbow in, and follow through baby. Its all it takes.

Baller in da house!!

My elbow was always out, mustve why I wasnt very good

jeffdaddy · Post by **jeffdaddy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:31 pm

good recap Daw..

now....never blame loses on the gametime

Ghost of UCLA · Post by **Ghost of UCLA** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:46 pm

Serious big time pro baller right there

SIRLOIN · Post by **SIRLOIN** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:46 pm

BIG P.S ALSO...... DON'T BITCH ABOUT JEFFDADDY SAYING "FUCK",,, AND DON'T BITCH ABOUT OLD MEN USING "ALL CAPS" ...
TANGOS DOWN BITCHES!!!!!

jeffdaddy · Post by **jeffdaddy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:48 pm

P.S- BEEFY IS A FUCKING STUD!!

Dolemitesooner · Post by **Dolemitesooner** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:50 pm

SIRLOIN wrote:BIG P.S ALSO...... DON'T BITCH ABOUT JEFFDADDY SAYING "FUCK",,, AND DON'T BITCH ABOUT OLD MEN USING "ALL CAPS" ...
TANGOS DOWN BITCHES!!!!!

CLW 4 lyfe

Ghost of UCLA · Post by **Ghost of UCLA** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:02 pm

Beefy.....we need to to play some more Madden bro

Daw1git · Post by **Daw1git** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:39 pm

Yes I must add in the don't use the time as a reason for lossing

Hey did I say that I thought I admitted that Doc Kicked my A**

......Jump shoot High......

Elbow end sucks and could make you end up having tommy john

I focus on getting the back of my shooting hand turned around complete and grip the ball before shooting about as high as my belly button from the ground then stroke it. Seems to make my form better IDK I just stroke it...It's natural

Yeah I played ball yesterday......I still got it

CLW couldn't take over the world so he left..... sorry beefy gotta find someone else

beercop · Post by **beercop** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:47 pm

IF YOU WIN THE GAME, YOU WIN FILLING IN THE GAME STATS.

Shiftdnb · Post by **Shiftdnb** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:55 pm

Hart4Heisman wrote:
Dolemitesooner wrote:
SIRLOIN wrote:BIG P.S ALSO...... DON'T BITCH ABOUT JEFFDADDY SAYING "FUCK",,, AND DON'T BITCH ABOUT OLD MEN USING "ALL CAPS" ...
TANGOS DOWN BITCHES!!!!!
CLW 4 lyfe

what happened to pinky anyway?

seems like he just fell of the face of the planet, unless i missed something

He was bitching about the game from day one and over extended himself in the amount of online dynasties and wasn't he running a league?

Post by **ajalves** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:32 pm

are you guys speculating about CLW?

the guy didnt over extend himself....his bitch self quit mid game and he got his ass booted from the league. Period.

jeffdaddy · Post by **jeffdaddy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:16 pm

Daw1git wrote:......Jump shoot High......

Elbow end sucks and could make you end up having tommy john

I focus on getting the back of my shooting hand turned around complete and grip the ball before shooting about as high as my belly button from the ground then stroke it. Seems to make my form better IDK I just stroke it...It's natural

Yeah I played ball yesterday......I still got it

I dont get it

Whit · Post by **Whit** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:05 pm

jeffdaddy wrote:P.S- BEEFY IS A FUCKING STUD!!

VOTED!!!

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