Note for "NEW NDLers"
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:25 pm
I know normally when you come in no one tells you what's what.
Well I see alot of new guys are comming in this season and a few more will be comming in during the offseason from my understanding........So I will help by trying to leave a few notes/comments for you any vets please feel free to add more
1. don't enjoy your team for 2 long because come next season you will be on the bottom of the draft list then the fun begins
2. The draft is done in a live chat room all in one day
3. day 2 of the draft is really just a break period where every one goes and use the bathroom, smoke a port, feed the dog talk to wife and child before they walk out.
4. Don't come in with the I wanna win the championship every season attitude and I wanna blow everyone out thing going....There is this thing called coaches reports where coaches grade you after every game and if you was a terd and just spanked Army with LSU 35-0 and still blitzed and bombed deep trying to score you probley just got a zero as your grade and pretty soon you will be on your way back to the lobby room.
5. If you are doing something that works every single time then you need not use that 2 much.I mean if you are a good passer then that's cool.Or a good rusher then work it brother but if u got this play that makes the lb's run the wrong way and u used it to win.....lol don't think we don't know u just cheated us to win....yup another Zero on your reports.
6. OMG man please don't post that EA made me lose in anything
7.Don't say someone is cheese in your recap
8.Leave comments on your coaches reports/Try and chat during or after the game as well
9.When you played in the Farm there where NDL guys playing with you under different names and they allowed you to get promoted so you have allready passed half the test.
10.don't pull a "MARINO" (Old Miami FL coach) and not play a game until the last 2 weeks of the season.Don't get me wrong marino is a cool guy but this got on some people nerves every season.
11.Don't just up and quit mid season wait until the end of the season...PLEASE
12. Don't complain about your coaches reports at the end of the year just try and learn from your mistakes and tweak ya game play.Espically don't post that crap on the boards your low score and excuses just reassure me that you are still going to do your BS and someone needs to drop a email to mike,jeff,nole saying how you need to be gone with the wind.
13.Don't get mad if you went undefeated with San Jose state but the guy who coaches Purdue lost 2 games and drafts before you.A couple of things could have happen.He could be a commish and got his commish bonus points.He could have better coaches reports than you.He could be ya daddy...never know just be happy you got your spot and somebody wants your none coach behind.
14. Try not to become upset when people jump all down your throat on the boards because of something you said.We have a small community of pure breed people eaters that just sit and wait at work for someone to post something the they jump on it like nasty flies on dog crap.
15.Things that I have seen people get hit for including myself before on coaches reports...
Heavy dose of option offense
3-3-5 defense
alot of down field passing
rolling out left or right with no pressure
shifting dline every play
used same formation every other play
very rude called me stupid,never said Good Game
throws to HB's or TE to much
Blitzed 2 much
Bounced runs outside when needed a key 1st down
ran the qb on a passing play because everyone was covered
okay my eyes are starting to hurt I am taking a break
Well I see alot of new guys are comming in this season and a few more will be comming in during the offseason from my understanding........So I will help by trying to leave a few notes/comments for you any vets please feel free to add more
1. don't enjoy your team for 2 long because come next season you will be on the bottom of the draft list then the fun begins
2. The draft is done in a live chat room all in one day
3. day 2 of the draft is really just a break period where every one goes and use the bathroom, smoke a port, feed the dog talk to wife and child before they walk out.
4. Don't come in with the I wanna win the championship every season attitude and I wanna blow everyone out thing going....There is this thing called coaches reports where coaches grade you after every game and if you was a terd and just spanked Army with LSU 35-0 and still blitzed and bombed deep trying to score you probley just got a zero as your grade and pretty soon you will be on your way back to the lobby room.
5. If you are doing something that works every single time then you need not use that 2 much.I mean if you are a good passer then that's cool.Or a good rusher then work it brother but if u got this play that makes the lb's run the wrong way and u used it to win.....lol don't think we don't know u just cheated us to win....yup another Zero on your reports.
6. OMG man please don't post that EA made me lose in anything
7.Don't say someone is cheese in your recap
8.Leave comments on your coaches reports/Try and chat during or after the game as well
9.When you played in the Farm there where NDL guys playing with you under different names and they allowed you to get promoted so you have allready passed half the test.
10.don't pull a "MARINO" (Old Miami FL coach) and not play a game until the last 2 weeks of the season.Don't get me wrong marino is a cool guy but this got on some people nerves every season.
11.Don't just up and quit mid season wait until the end of the season...PLEASE
12. Don't complain about your coaches reports at the end of the year just try and learn from your mistakes and tweak ya game play.Espically don't post that crap on the boards your low score and excuses just reassure me that you are still going to do your BS and someone needs to drop a email to mike,jeff,nole saying how you need to be gone with the wind.
13.Don't get mad if you went undefeated with San Jose state but the guy who coaches Purdue lost 2 games and drafts before you.A couple of things could have happen.He could be a commish and got his commish bonus points.He could have better coaches reports than you.He could be ya daddy...never know just be happy you got your spot and somebody wants your none coach behind.
14. Try not to become upset when people jump all down your throat on the boards because of something you said.We have a small community of pure breed people eaters that just sit and wait at work for someone to post something the they jump on it like nasty flies on dog crap.
15.Things that I have seen people get hit for including myself before on coaches reports...
Heavy dose of option offense
3-3-5 defense
alot of down field passing
rolling out left or right with no pressure
shifting dline every play
used same formation every other play
very rude called me stupid,never said Good Game
throws to HB's or TE to much
Blitzed 2 much
Bounced runs outside when needed a key 1st down
ran the qb on a passing play because everyone was covered
okay my eyes are starting to hurt I am taking a break
no real point there, I just like saying that)