All Time Best Lines Uttered on COD......

[BFiVL]

I just thought of this and I hope we can make this a popular thread. We have heard some great shit over the last few years on COD. We need to start keeping track of some of these great moments. Ill Kick it off.


From Earlier this week
Random Guy " I need 8 more kills to rank up"
Beefy " Good, then put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger 8 times"
Random Guy " Wait, How could you pull the trigger 8 times?"

Last Night
" Dont forget to put on Ninja"

Shameless Plug for me

After a guy dies for us to lose a round for us in SnD by a semtex stuck to the ceiling.
"What did you fucking think that was? A Smoke Detector?"

[LetsGoPeay]

#1- How do you fly the helicopter?

[BFiVL]

From W@W

Big Mike " Hey AJ, I just got 3 dogs, you ever do that?"

MW2
"Hoos, take that out for us"
"Hoos=Bronze"

Last night
BM " Play us out dan"
Dan cues up key board cat.

[Nole4real]

#1- How do you fly the helicopter?

ass



also "why dey all da way der and u all da way at da bottom"

[Cnasty]

#1- How do you fly the helicopter?

also "why dey all da way der and u all da way at da bottom"

2 instant favorites of all time.

[trendon]

Random Guy " I need 8 more kills to rank up"
Beefy " Good, then put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger 8 times"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BFiVL]

A Couple More

"I'm Gonna Put you in a Drawer"

"Hope I didnt Burn Your Mouth"

"Greatest Game Ever"

"MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[BFiVL]

Random Guy " I need 8 more kills to rank up"
Beefy " Good, then put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger 8 times"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best part of that Line, that was the first thing from Beefy that night, He came off with that coming right off the bench.

[sixpackdan101]

The smoke detector joke was funny, but the funnier thing was the guy that repeated it right after you.

"Hoos, you wanna knock that down?" is one of my favorites.

Beefy's, "your mother drinks goats milk" comments have always been gold.

[BFiVL]

Let's be honest, we could have an entire thread dedicated to just beefy. Beefy is truly the Don Rickles of COD. So Many favorites from him they are uncountable. I love when people say to beefy " What are you like 40?"

If I had to narrow them down, I honestly think my favorite of all time may be a tie.

1A "Do you even know what pussy tastes like? It tastes like Jello with salt in it."
1B "Go get your mother on the headset, I wanna have headset sex with her"


We all have our nights but Beefy and Mike are in another world. When AJ gets a hair in his ass, he gets me rolling.

[BFiVL]

From Letsgopeay

Every Night

"MRRRRRRR MRURURR MURRRRRM MURRRR MMMMMMURRRR"

[BFiVL]

Going for the Nole triple post as I think of shit.


Hoos is feeling left out so Ill give his best

Doing his best big mike " DADDY, GET THE HOSE, I POOPED MY ONESIE!"


Also, only beefy witnessed this first hand. Me falling down the stairs of my garage LOL

[sixpackdan101]

1A "Do you even know what pussy tastes like? It tastes like Jello with salt in it."

Oh god im crying This game wouldnt be half what it is now if we didnt have beefy saying shit like this.

[trendon]

My favorite line(s) on CoD is: "WHAT.THE.FUCK!"

- Attributed to many.

[Weasel]

Over the winter break, shorty after I introduced Johnny to the league, I walked into his room to see he was playing with you guys. You start the game, then about a minute into it you hear Judy, in complete disgust, Whoa whoa whoa, wait, who the FUCK is bfoot?!?! (Johnnys PSN)

[BFiVL]

Over the winter break, shorty after I introduced Johnny to the league, I walked into his room to see he was playing with you guys. You start the game, then about a minute into it you hear Judy, in complete disgust, Whoa whoa whoa, wait, who the FUCK is bfoot?!?! (Johnnys PSN)

Ah good ol Judy Here are my 2 favorite ones of his.

After completely sucking (which is every game) at the score screen
"I just got done peeing, did we win?"

After backing out and we are waiting on someone to come back to the party
"Hey he just messaged me and said go on without him."

[LetsGoPeay]

From Letsgopeay

Every Night

"MRRRRRRR MRURURR MURRRRRM MURRRR MMMMMMURRRR"

I'm a well known low talker.

With Beefy its the classics that resonate for me. I love when he jumps in the party because you know the second anybody in the lobby says anything he's gonna break out a "SHUT UP STUPID!"

[BFiVL]

Crowes Best Quote

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[LetsGoPeay]

Another Beefy classic:

The best part of you dribbled down your mother's ass crack

[Dolemitesooner]

#1- How do you fly the helicopter?

Who was that?