Rundown of the Shame Circle:
These are the coaches WHO HAVEN'T PLAYED A GAME!!!!
Kansas (Cnasty)- seriously... what are you doing?
Rice (runthepound)- this is like a fallen star... someone needs to jumpstart him
UTEP (dfwtx214)- did this last year, will get 6 games in the final 2 weeks of the season
Navy (jeffdaddy)- jeffdaddy at Navy? who didn't see this coming
Arkansas State (dkhodgeswv)- probably the least shocking name here
If we play more games... we'll lose:

Virginia (matt90210)- Hollywood is 3-0 and the last undefeated team in a weak ACC this year. FYI they are weaker than last year, calling it out this season. Hollywood actually did this exact same thing last year, start the season with a few easy wins, get ranked, then finish middle of his conference.
Kansas State, Iowa State, and Texas A&M (brett, stan and blackrain)- 5 of the undefeated teams are in the Big 12, who don't get any conference misses so only one will survive... shockingly, it won't be any of these three.
Southern Miss (djcali)- an complete unknown coach even though he's been in the NDL for a few years. Will he run the table? no. If you look at the schedule and his conference misses though, 9-3 is a very likely scenario for him
Western Michigan (Frankie)- the last undefeated of the MAC, his schedule isn't rough, but will be tough for him to run em.
There's just no way... right?:

Louisiana Tech (razorback)- he is 4-0, big non-con wins, no owner in the WAC seems to be top tier, it is possible he could run the table. He will have two big games on his schedule; Nevada and justgiver followed by an end of the season finale against BYU and ICE. ICE is a 2nd half owner so that one should be rough.
UCLA (uclamac)- he went 6-6 last year with his team. He is done ooc and won em all. he is already 5-0 and has beaten Stanford. Oregon is a miss, so we may have to rely on USC to end this cinderella story. Likely though he will blow it earlier, look for Arizona to do that in Week 9 and if not USC to end the season. Consider uclamac "biffy lite"
Kentucky (sammy)- sammy has a perchant for pissing people off, so don't count him out of a surprisingly down SEC East. Question, what would piss off people more than having Kentucky win? Sammy has a niche. Still his schedule is brutal with 3 tough games before his double bye. If he gets by those though, he could be looking at the light.
Cincinnati (UCWeiser)- were due for a Weiser run aren't we? He has been quiet the last few seasons but this one may be his time. The problem being is that the Big East is a force now. He has a ton of games that he could lose between now and then, so don't look for him to be a NC factor.
South Florida (hugme)- hugme is a force on the sticks, we all know that, but the fact is that he remains a lower tier Big East team. He will be going up against ICE, Driccio and Weiser in his next 3 games, so don't look for him to survive that gauntlet.
Texas (VVV)- VVV is 3-0 but he is known for choking away a few bad losses. He almost always does it early in the season so look for him to choke on Hoos' Sooners.
They have a shot:

Missouri (Crowes)- If anyone is going to run the table in the Big 12, it is Missouri. Crowes has beaten Oklahoma and will have a few easier games to get leveled before the meat of his schedule. The road will be rough with Texas looming, but he has a shot.
Connecticut (driccio)- Driccio's biggest enemy is himself. He needs to calm the fuck down because if he can, he will run the table. He doesn't have any horrible tests left but does have a few ranked matchups. We will have to wait and see if married Dave can finally commit.
Wisconsin (teewade)- teewade is 5-0 and his schedule is in his favor. He only has 2 rough games left, vs Weasel and against a mediocre Ohio State team. He already beat Nebraska, and has a bevy of other big wins already. Look for him to run the table.
Alabama (biffy)- one of these years has to be biffy's right? shel is gone, The SEC is on a downturn, I mean, he only has 2 ranked teams left on his schedule... and one is AJ. Biffy has been known however for choking away games he should win, will this be his year?